if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them
I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever
Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.