It's okay to feel beautiful
alcohol-tastes-better-than-y0u:

mine.

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

shitroughdrafts:

The Merchant of Venice, by William Shakespeare. 1598.
Happy Birthday to Billy Shakes! Love from Shit Rough Drafts.
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shitroughdrafts:

The Merchant of Venice, by William Shakespeare. 1598.

Happy Birthday to Billy Shakes! Love from Shit Rough Drafts.

Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!